Review από τον Ben Kuchera στο OT. Αρκετό γέλιο, αν και το τελικό score δε φάνηκε να ταιριάζει στην περιγραφή της εμπειρίας.
We know that life is hard on E.D.N. III. You constantly fight for thermal energy, and you have to make sure you’re always wearing your cold-weather gear. The environment is unforgiving and will take your life before you even realize you’ve made a mistake. It’s like a snowy Arrakis. Unless you’re female. In that case, let’s see some boobs. I want the pants hugging ass and I want the shirts low-cut. It’s the only way you’ll make it out there. The colder it gets, the less clothes you should wear. This makes perfect sense.
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If I were in a large killing machine, a piece of steel constructed from hate that was nigh impervious to small arms, and someone else had their guns trained on me, I wouldn’t get out just so they could see who I was. I just wouldn’t. Of course, in Lost Planet, when two characters meet each other in their mechs, the first thing they do is to get out of them. You’d think it would occur to someone to fire one of those rockets at the other person, but no, we have to meet face to face and spout bad dialogue at each other before getting BACK into the VS suits to fight. You’d think someone would put this together, wait for the other person to leave their VS to talk, and then rake their bodies with a chain gun. But no one puts this together.
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